![]() If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.īaby, we've got chemistry together. Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?, because you are the ONe.īaby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it's more than just our universal gravitation. That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/sĮven if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!īaby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you You be Flourine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron Let's discover our coefficient of friction Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm? You must be Mohs scale, because You make me harder than a diamond. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you. If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough? ![]() it's not the length of the vector that counts. Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you? Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency? You must be related to Alfred Nobel, because baby you are dynamite! ![]() Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS upīaby you must be made of mica rock because you have perfect cleavage Is it getting hot in here? or is it just our bond that is forming? You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase. I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10īaby you've definitely got potential, my place would be a great place to convert it to kinetic We have great chemistry, lets do some biology Want to test the spring constant of my matress? (Muscles that make you smile)īabe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potentialĪre you chloroplast cause you'd be good on my stem. Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. ![]() You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down. You must be a compound of beryllium and barium.because your a total BaBe. Let's find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density" I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U. You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without "xy". You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.īaby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked upĪre you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me. Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. If i was an enzyme, i'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genesĪre you made of copper and tellurium? Because your cuteĪre you my Appendix, cause I have a gut feeling I should take you out.īillions of neutrinos penetrate you every second.Mind if I join in? You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!ĭo you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine. Chem students do it on the table periodically ![]()
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